Caramelized Onion & Grape Jelly Impossible™ Meatballs with Refreshing Blood Orange Yogurt Slaw (plant-based w/ gf option)

Let me guess, right now you’re thinking, “did he say… grape jelly MEATBALLS” with a big ‘ole question mark on your face? If so, please let me continue to perplex you, because things. get. weirder. A lot weirder. So much so that the other main ingredients in this sweet, velvety, and savory sauce are—wait for […]

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Rich & Savory Oats with Orange Bourbon Shrimp (plant-based & gluten-free)

Are you scratching your head over the idea of shrimp and oats together in one bowl? Like “those are two things that should never go together?” I would say “let us explain,” so… let us explain. The combination of subtly bouncy *vegan* shrimp and creamy porridge makes for a killer breakfast. If the oats are […]

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Buttery Sage-Infused Biscuits w/ Pecan-Crusted Fried Chicken and Maple Butternut Squash Puree (plant-based)

Super last-minute Thanksgiving marketing? You bet! This recipe is 80% butter. Everything you want from Thanksgiving in one sandwich! Definitely didn’t plan this post out ahead of time? 100%. “Is he ever gonna talk about the food?” Nah. “Does he always think in bullet points?” “Wait, am I already at the recipe?”

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Personal Chocolate Olive Oil Cakes with Cinnamon Espresso Whipped Cream and Cayenne Dust (gluten-free, plant-based)

This recipe is a lil’ different than our recent sweets—mainly because it’s gluten-free! As Kim and I transitioned No Eggs or Ham away from lectin-free cuisine, we went all in to gluten laden desserts, because we were tired of compromising quality for healthfulness; we had accepted the fact that we were foodies first. However, that’s not to […]

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Thai Tea & Pumpkin Spice Marshmallow Ice Cream Sandwiches (vegan)

When your friend gives you a bag of Dandies Pumpkin Marshmallows, you do something with them. Hopefully these ice cream sandwiches qualify as “something.”  There’s quite a bit of nitty-gritty details on the what’s and how’s of this recipe, so uhh, let’s get to science-ing, shall we? First let’s talk cookies! This recipe is based off […]

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